Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Thanks...Ms Pragati Deshmukh !

Pragati, you don't seem to be in touch very often but once a while your e-mail on occassions does make me feel nostalgic. I had a ball on my birthday, wish i could post a few pics here but somehow they did'nt turn out to be very clear and to answer your question...i turned 24 this year :) Btw when was the last time we met ??!! ;)

hey girish..
how u doing?? wish u a very happy birthday.... whts happening at ur end?? im all well.. the same.. busy with work... but now life has got organised since im working with a more corporate firm where i got fixed timings unless i have excess work and i have official sundays off!!!
so wht r the plans for ur birthday?? how old do u turn?? well... have a blast and dont really care abt how old u turned!!! :)
rest all well.. take care... keep in touch...
byeee...

Pragss

Men from Mars...Women from Venus ?!!

Stumbled upon this element of humor where i'm still trying to figure out what have planets in this universe really go to do with the male/female species. That said it does'nt really matter as long as the post below conveys a message and i'm really not trying to generalise here. Read on :)
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.I have never figured out why men think with their head and women withtheir heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do.
"For example, last night, my wife and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
"Realizing that nothing was going to happen tonight I went to sleep.Today I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know howto play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all ofthe excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either" !